,, I didn't do it! '' ... ,, Then why are you laughing? " ,, Cause, whoever did this, is freaking genius! "


Mom: ,, You got a package! " ,, Thanks mum! " ... * pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop * Mom: ,, What are you doing? " ,, I'm popping the bubble wrap! "


Student: Great minds are alike, yes?
Teacher: Yes!
Student: Well, that's why my friends and my answers are the same for homework!


ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGOWOTTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor, laughin out loud and so hard, that i nearly choke, but i see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and im ok again...